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"There were times when Haley Joel Osment and I would be in the [NYU] dining hall together. I remember we would kind of eye each other and then look away. It’s like, a law of physics that two former child stars can’t spend that much time in the same area or something will explode."

The awesome Mara Wilson chats with us about Matilda, life after child stardom, and her burgeoning Internet celebrity. Bonus: See a clip of Matilda's cast reunited! (via entertainmentweekly)

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Customer: Who loves you?
Me: Oh my boyfriend gave it to me for-

Customer: Who loves you?
Me: Oh my boyfriend gave it to me for-

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*bangs fist on table* I WANT COLD WEATHER

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a discussion on sexual orientation

me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor: *overhears from front of class*
professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me: ....
me: ....
me: ....
professor: it should be polyerosy
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depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry

…why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck

#and then people are like #God! Why don’t you just get a peeler!? #and then they HAND YOU ANOTHER FUCKING POTATO

i reblogged it before but then it got better

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