it's 12:05 in dublin
so i get an early happy birthday from my favorite :)
Hawaii Legislature OKs historic civil unions bill →
wait, huh? what the fuck. everybody on drugs,...
"g;nihjy my lobr"
… i think he meant “goodnight my love” but who knows?
i miss dave
this world is so tiny
oh come on now →
Apparently Justin Bieber cannot go anywhere these days without causing screaming mobs of trampling teenage girls. Meanwhile, there’s an oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, but who cares?
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-4-25) →
Spice Girls (22) The Maine (19) VersaEmerge (18) All Time Low (12) Paramore (11) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Me: Oh, I thought there was something on me or something.
Jenna: Oh, yeah. You have a tarantula chillin on your head just don't move.
Me: Oh, okay.
Jenna: Actually they don't like high places. So you're fine since you're short.
this weeks glee was terrible
i was so bored. nothing happened, no relationships were furthered, nothing of value was presented. srsly disappointed
burnt my finger sterilizing a safety pin for melanie and now my mom is yelling at me wtf? how did my life go from awesome to miserable in .5 seconds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
any highway built under the auspices of the federal aid highway act of 1956 and funded by the federal governent is called an interstate highway, even if it doesn’t cross state lines. hawaii has three interstates - H1, H2, and H3 - which connect military facilities on the island of oahu Ask me anything
Can cannibals be arrested for being under the...
i don’t think so, but i guess it depends on what part of the body they eat and how much the drunk person had to drink Ask me anything
If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold,...
nope! melanie has a nose ring and she’s perfectly fine! Ask me anything
i just found out my history teacher is the same...
dthutryueryu-deactivated2011010 asked: OMG TUMBLR PROM WITH MEH?!??!!!1!!?
i'm home :(
i can’t tell you how much i would rather be in chicago right now
leaving for chicago
so i’ll be missing for a few days. i love you, see you on monday <3
i'm gonna have to say no to tumblr prom
because it sounds just as disappointing as regular prom was. and the only person i’d want to “go with” is taylor, who doesn’t know i exist.
Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2,000 of something– Mitch Hedberg
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-4-18) →
Mayday Parade (29) Paramore (18) Forever the Sickest Kids (17) All Time Low (12) The Maine (11) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz