In which Jon Stewart demolishes a solid portion of... →
i wish someone would just sit down and tell me the facts. here are the numbers, here are the pros and cons of each candidate and what their intentions are. no judgement, just an unbiased explanation so that i can look at everything in black and white and make an informed decision
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Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
All girls continue to be taught when they are young, if not by their parents...– bell hooks in Communion: Female Search for Love (via bhargette)
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If a girl understands your bullshit, sticks around through all your mistakes,...– (via alexadanielle)
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locktobre: President Romney